My Win, Colgate.

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Hahahaha.... Hahahahahh... HAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Today is the tenth business day since YouTube sent the Colgate-Palmolive Company the DMCA at 12:29 AM. The Colgate-Palmolive Company's business hours are over and they still haven't responded.

This means that yes, I am coming back to YouTube! According to YouTube's message to me, my account (and "Mama Luigi Leaves the Stove On") will be restored some time between now and the end of Thursday next week.

I ACTUALLY WON A (MINOR) LEGAL DISPUTE AGAINST A CORPORATION!

The only way my anticipated unsuspension could conceivably not occur is if YouTube lied about the ten day limit or Colgate contacted them without YouTube notifying me (which is rather unlikely, considering they send me e-mails about EVERYTHING ELSE).

As soon as my account is back up, I will try to make it as widely known as possible that you CAN get your deleted Dr. Rabbit poops back up and even your account if you've been suspended for alleged crimes against Colgate. Once I've confirmed with absolute certainty that I have gotten my account back, I will file another copyright counter-claim for "A Purple Rabbit Puppet Traumatizes Some Schoolkids", followed by "The Second Coming of Dr. Rabbit", and finally "Dr. Rabbit is Racist!".

To keep up the pattern set by my previous two journal entries, I'll include a relevant Death Note reference:

I AM JUSTICE.
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Glad you returned man. I sent a letter as while, trying to reason with them, because what they were doing was utterly stupid, even from a marketing perspective.

I mean, I never hated Dr. Rabbit or anything, nor do I care about what toothpaste I buy. So if they'd done nothing, next time I'd been the story, I'd be like "Colgate... from Dr. Rabbit... lol! I'll take that."

Now, I'll be like "Oh, look, Colgate, those assholes who tried to remove WG (not Weegee, mind you) from YouTube. Not buying that!"

But they never replied, so I reckon they either didn't know what to say or dismissed common sense and idiotic thoughts.

Anyway, great that you're back and can't wait for more poops!

- Ptrrrrrrr..rr.r... from YouTube
- Ekkoe from all other places
- Peter